The first ROU in London
"They might say it's Anish Kapoor's Marsyas, but I know the truth."

Reduction of Thermal Energy!
"A trans-anarchic pseudo-collaborative mimetic quasi-structure! This-being existencing with my nourishment-absorption-appendages [unclear] location unique-selector process of budding subclass-marker general-selector {in future-timelike light-cone} art {class of corporate entities} existence-future {vernality-cellular-expansion}!"

Bodyworlds - a review of the notorious 'Corpse Show'
"Gunther von Hagens' "Bodyworlds" show is currently running on Brick Lane, featuring real corpses and body parts in an attempt to bring an awareness of anatomy to the public. The List gave me a mission - to go down there and investigate!"

Artists On The Web
"Artists sites and where to find 'em. The Bear guides you."

How To Make Art With Your Arse
"Meet Guy Benfield, a Melbourne artist who makes art with his arse. First appeared in Australian Style."

John Armleder
"Review of Swiss artist Armleder and his show of post post modern conceptual abstracts! Read it here before it hits the news stand!"

New Media At The Sydney 2000 Biennale
"A review of new media artists at the Sydney 2000 Biennale. This article originally appeared at www.mesh.com.au."

ASCII Art: www.goatse.cx
"Slightly more controversial than the Mona Lisa..."

ASCII Art: Mona Lisa
"With apologies to Leonardo Da Vinci..."