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Brendan's Expiry Date

So do Brendans come with a built-in expiry date then?

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added 2001 june 21
author Rich
It's a design feature intended to prevent them from acquiring human normality. As an aside, Brendans are fairly easy to detect using the variant VKB test:

[Begin Transcript]

Interviewer (calm voice): You are walking along a beach when you encounter a huge robotic millipede. A human head is connected to each segment...

Subject: That's a bloody brilliant idea! Just imagine how rude cybernetic millipedes could be...

Interviewer presses "Rogue Brendan" button. VKB Test terminates.

[End Transcript]


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